audition task

AUDITION TASK

Grouch: Ahhh, I love this crummy weather!  Ooh, yes, isn’t just heaven when it’s all gloomy and dreary like this.  Yep, this weather is my cup of mud.  I’m glad that someone agrees with me!  Oh you don’t huh!?  So you’re with them!  So you think it should all be sunshine and roses, huh? Yuck! Just go with the flow? No way! It warms my heart to feel the frost!  Spring and warmer days? Forget it feather face! Now I’ve done it!  I’ve made you mad!  There’s nothing better than an angry face in a beautifully dreary place!  Guess you think I should leave, huh?  Oh yeah, YOU should scram!(waits for person to leave) well if you’re not leaving, I am!  Have a perfectly rotten day! 

it like me 

What do I look like?  short green boy in a trash can

My age?  16

Gender? male

What do I believe in? being alone

Like? being in a trash can

Dislike?  happy people

What do I do for fun? sit in my trash can

What time is it? evening

What century is 2014? 2000

Is it Winter

Where am I? inside a trash can

What surrounds me? happy people

The environment: furniture, colours, smells, textures, sounds, etc.

What are my relationships? horrible

Who are my family? i don't know who they are

My friends? worms

My teachers? worms

My enemies?people